My floppy heart can't take it.

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slashcapades:

I GIVE UP.

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imagineharrypotter:

gonnaslapabitch:

do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship

and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm

it’s so confusing

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Christoph Waltz at ‘For The Love Of Cinema’ event during 2013 Cannes Film Festival

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sethdreyers:

I STILL WANT SNL TO FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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wingsunfurled:

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

(via bluedoctorwho)

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king-schultz:

Christoph Waltz at French TV show “Le Grand Journal”, TV Canal+ during the 66th Cannes film festival (May 17, 2013)

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assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

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I felt really good about my callback for H2$ today. I read for Rosemary and Smitty and then I sang for Ms. Jones. Now we wait for the cast list. GAHHHHH

the-love-of-fielding-and-barratt:

vikingstorytime:

liquiddittyfloats:

who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere

#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people

Emma Pickles.

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gatzzby:

You’re not a REAL Gatsby fan unless you’ve read the book. Unless you’ve read every Fitzgerald book. Unless you’ve read their early drafts, mailed to you by Fitzgerald himself. Unless you first read Gatsby when Scott handed it to you in a Parisian bar in 1925, apologising for the…

i finally picked out a song for an audition next week

congratulate me